Never go full hooah

whatthefuckisfootball:

An England fan throws a paper airplane from the top tier of Wembley and it hits one of the Peru players | view from the crowd

This was a historical and monumental feat in the world of aerodynamics, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

greatdang:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds