There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
I can’t get over how amazing this looks
Oh, and the boys look pretty good too
I just fell out of my chair laughing at the second picture
OH CHRIST ON A POPSICLE
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL SERIOUS BECAUSE OF THE FIRST PHOTO BUT OH MY GOSH I CANT STOP LAUGHING
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
"Yeah I’m gonna have one hand on the controller and the other hand on my dick"
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Holy moses, this blew up fast.
This is why i think Avatar should be R rated
If you wanted to take it a step further, you could argue that water benders could take out all the fluid from someones body, turning them into a mummified husk
and a highly skilled metal bender could control the iron in another person’s blood, kinda like what Magneto does in X-Men a lot
What a great time to be anaemic.
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear